{"id":15127,"date":"2020-03-30T01:13:08","date_gmt":"2020-03-30T04:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/?p=15127"},"modified":"2020-03-30T13:03:54","modified_gmt":"2020-03-30T16:03:54","slug":"mortes-de-primos-de-porteiros-por-explosao-de-pneus-crescem-e-assustam-a-nacao","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/2020\/03\/30\/mortes-de-primos-de-porteiros-por-explosao-de-pneus-crescem-e-assustam-a-nacao\/","title":{"rendered":"Mortes de primos de porteiros por explos\u00e3o de pneus crescem e assustam a na\u00e7\u00e3o"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/EUTJXUgWkAATEYv?format=jpg\" width=\"549\" height=\"315\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Alercta! Espt\u00e1 havendo hum surto de mortes de primos de porteyros per todo o Bananil, todos borracheyros que morrem ao explodir o pneu de caminh\u00f5es.<!--more--> Esptes borracheyros primos de porteyros s\u00e3o todos falsamencte usados p\u2019ra engordar as estat\u00edsticas do coronavirus. Exigimos que os datos da gripezinha sejam devidamencte dados ao instituto Dataprado que espt\u00e1 em conson\u00e2ncea co\u2019a philosophia piroqu\u00edsctica de O\u2019lavo O\u2019 Car\u2019alho.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone \" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/EUQBVR1XsAAtepJ?format=jpg&amp;name=medium\" width=\"311\" height=\"296\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone \" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/EUQBWN-WAAAxhSh?format=jpg&amp;name=large\" width=\"309\" height=\"661\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone \" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/EUQBXnNWsAYo2XF?format=jpg&amp;name=large\" width=\"309\" height=\"661\" \/>\u00a0 <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone \" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/EUQBYdvXsAE9oey?format=jpg&amp;name=large\" width=\"313\" height=\"670\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"pt\">EXCLUSIVO: a For\u00e7a Nacional de Seguran\u00e7a encurrala o ASSASSINO DO PRIMO DO PORTEIRO durante sua fuga.<\/p>\n<p>O final do cerco, por\u00e9m, n\u00e3o foi bem como o planejado.<br \/>\nConfira: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/rpXzSWvB7t\">pic.twitter.com\/rpXzSWvB7t<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Renato Bacon, o primo do porteiro &#x1f69c;&#x1f339; (@RenatoBacon) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RenatoBacon\/status\/1244366289512079363?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 29, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alercta! Espt\u00e1 havendo hum surto de mortes de primos de porteyros per todo o Bananil, todos borracheyros que morrem ao explodir o pneu de caminh\u00f5es.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":15128,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3786,13],"tags":[3850,3852,3849,3851,3848,2891],"class_list":["post-15127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-governo-bolsonaro","category-jornalismo-verdade","tag-borracheiros","tag-explosao","tag-mortes","tag-pneus","tag-porteiros","tag-primo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/pneubum.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15127"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15133,"href":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15127\/revisions\/15133"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hariovaldo.com.br\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}